Lifeguard
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Lifeguard

Hardcover – July 11, 2005

Price
$15.79
Format
Hardcover
Pages
394
Publisher
Little, Brown and Company
Publication Date
ISBN-13
978-0316057851
Dimensions
6.75 x 1.5 x 9.75 inches
Weight
1.4 pounds

Description

From Publishers Weekly Beach bum Ned Kelly, a part-time lifeguard, pool guy and errand runner in Palm Beach, Fla., has just scored with beautiful, rich Tess McAuliffe. Life sure is looking up, especially from his days back in chilly South Boston. He's looking forward to another round with Tess, but first he has to help some smalltime hoodlum pals commit a $60-million art heist. It's supposed to be an easy job, but everything goes to hell—the paintings they were after weren't even there—and soon enough his pals are all dead, as is Tess. Ned goes on the run, accused of the murders and the heist as well. He flees back to Boston, but gets caught by cute-as-a-button FBI agent Ellie Shurtleff, assigned to investigate the case for the agency's Art Theft and Fraud department. After some rough stuff, he takes her hostage and in short order they've bonded. Ellie can see that Ned's a good guy who could never have committed the crimes he's charged with, so the two of them join forces to bring down the actual thieves and killers. It's a twisty story that will engage the interest of beach-goers everywhere, whose sun-addled brains will put up with pedestrian writing and an improbable plot just to find out exactly whodunit and why. Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved. From Booklist *Starred Review* Don't be fooled by the title of Patterson's latest thrilling yarn--the action goes far beyond the beach. Ned Kelly grew up on the wrong side of the tracks in Brockton, but he got out, and now his life seems to be falling into place. He's interested in a beautiful woman named Tess and has decided to chance one last heist with four of his childhood friends. Ned's job is simple--all he has to do is set off several house alarms while his friends hit the real target, the mansion of Dennis Stratton, to steal three valuable paintings. But when Ned's friends enter the house and discover the paintings already gone, they realize they've been double-crossed, and before Ned can reach them, all four are murdered. Then Tess is found dead in her hotel room, and, fearing how bad things are looking for him, Ned goes on the lam, hoping to clear his name. He goes back to Brockton to find his father, a small-time criminal he suspects may have been involved in setting up his friends. He's being pursued by Federal Agent Ellie Shurtleff, an art expert, who becomes an unlikely ally. Packing all the punches readers have come to expect from Patterson's books, this one delivers at every turn. Kristine Huntley Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved James B. Patterson (born March 22, 1947) is an award-winning American author. Formerly an advertising executive for J. W. Thompson in the early 1990s, Patterson came up with the slogan "Toys R Us Kid". Shortly after his success with Along Came A Spider he retired from the firm and devoted his time to writing. The novels featuring his character, Alex Cross, a black forensic psychologist formerly of the Washington, D.C. Police Department and Federal Bureau of Investigation, now working as a private psychologist and government consultant, are the most popular books among Patterson readers. James Patterson has been criticized by Stephen King, who called Patterson's books "dopey thrillers".[citation needed] Patterson shrugged off the comments, stating that he wants to be the "thrillingest thriller writer of all time".[citation needed] James Patterson has also been put as one of Forbes magazine's top 100 celebrities. Read more

Features & Highlights

  • The danger isn't in the water. As a lifeguard in Florida resort, Ned Kelly meets the woman of his dreams. It feels perfect except that she prefers caviar and Manolo Blahniks, and he is used to burgers and flip flops.
  • So when Ned's cousin offers him a rich deal, Ned can't turn him down. It is just a fast break and enter. The risk is high, and the reward even greater - $5 million.

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Most Helpful Reviews

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This is NOT a James Patterson Book

The only thing that James Patterson had to do with this book is to allow the publisher to use his name. The writing was at best amatuerish, and I will certaily think twice before buying another of his "co authored" books. The Lifeguard was pathetic.
28 people found this helpful
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Note worth it, whatsever!!!!

I am a very big fan of James Patterson and normally find his writing to be of the highest quality and quite suspenseful. The book "Lifeguard" however, is neither good, nor surprising in any way.

The hero, Ned Kelly, is a whiny, complaining. know-it-all, n'er do-well. This book would have more aptly been titled, "Ned Kelly's 300 Page Pity Party for Himself". If that,in itself, isn't bad enough, the things that he is constantly moaning about, all came about, in one way or another, because of HIM!!! Many times throughout the reading of this book, I sat wishing the protagonist would simply blow "Neddy" away and put me out of MY misery in reading this book.

As if Neds insideous complaining throughout the book is not bad enough, the plot unravels to the point of actually financially REWARDING Ned for his participation in illegal activities and unwitting responsibility for the deaths of his brother and friends. Even a multi-million dollar pay off does not shut up Neds whining. I was so disgusted after finishing this book I will have to seriously investigate the next novel I read by Mr. Patterson. I am VERY disappointed!!!

The only saving grace in this book is an Aussie character named Champs. Unfortunatly, he is not utilized very much at all.

I wonder if the author is of Irish-American descent himself because he paints an EXTREMELY unflattering picture (drunks, theives, criminals, and whiners) of a truly industrious, hard-working, group of nationalites (the Irish).

If you have already bought this book, Good Luck, if you haven't, consider yourself forewarned.
25 people found this helpful
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READ IT IN A DAY!

I read this book on a very nice day on the beach. I started it at 8am and by 830 pm, the sun had set and I had finished the book. What this all means is that it's VERY HARD TO PUT DOWN! Lots of action, surprises, mystery, all the great things that Patterson is known for!! I definitely recommend it !!!!!!
23 people found this helpful
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A thrill charged page-turner!

Ned Kelly makes his living as a lifeguard at a Florida resort, but when he meets Tess he realizes he'll need an increase in his salary to keep her in the lifestyle she is accustomed to. Ned's friends offer to cut him in on a deal if he agrees to be their look-out man and driver...

The plan is simple, Ned is to set off a series of house alarms to send the police in a frenzy, while they run around checking the false alarms Ned's friends will break into a house holding a fortune in priceless art. In and out, it's an easy job until they enter the house to find all the art already stolen. Within hours, all of Ned's friends are murdered as well as Tess, and he is on the run for his life as the police want him for murder and the killer wants him dead.

Ned has no one to trust except Ellie Shurtleff, the FBI agent assigned to the case and together they must clear his name, bring the real killer to justice and avoid falling in love.

'Lifeguard' is another guaranteed page-turner. The characters are well-drawn, the action scenes exciting and the plot twists genuinely surprising...what more can you ask for in a summer read.

There is absolutely no one better than James Patterson when it comes to un-put-downable thrillers and his newest, while a different style of thriller from his usual, is one of his best. Don't plan on doing anything once you begin this novel because you won't stop reading until you finish it, most likely in one sitting.

Expect 'Lifeguard' to fly to the top of the bestseller lists!

Don't miss this MUST read novel.
18 people found this helpful
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FBI Agents fall in love with serial killer suspects every day

Listen up, everyone. FIVE STARS means a classic masterpiece: Catch-22, World According to Garp, Deliverance, Catcher in The Rye, Old Man and the Sea. LIKE THAT. Just LIKING a novel doesn't mean you give it five stars, okay?

I liked a couple of the early Alex Cross novels but this Lifeguard thing is absolutely absurd. I only read it because I'm interested in "Florida" novels but this one should have been set in California, it has no Florida quality at all. MOREOVER, the FBI vets their recruits a lot better than this. It's ludicrous. As for the people who are giving this commercial pablum five stars, they can't read many books. Try something by James Lee Burke or Henning Mankell if you want to read a really good crime novel, something by Carl Hiaasen or James W. Hall if you like a good Florida novel. Honestly, around the entire Amazon website I'm finding one thing. Write any piece of commercial garbage and someone will give it five stars.
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Unbelievably bad...

I have enjoyed many other Patterson novels so was expecting another good read. However, I was totally disappointed in this shallow and unbelievable story. To me, there was no depth to the characters and the plot was unreal. I couldn't believe the book was a Patterson novel! I was also amazed at the number of mistakes in sentence structure, typo's, etc. Mr. Patterson definitely needs to find better proof-readers/editors. In my opinion, the errors were so bad and so noticeable, I laughed out loud at times. I was surpised that a book written by such a well known author could contain so many errors and then still get published! How could this be a bestseller??? Overall, a great disappointment. I will be very hesitant to buy another book by Mr. Patterson and his co-author, Mr. Gross.
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Misleading title...but an exciting read!

We soon forget that Ned Kelly is a lifeguard in Florida.

He hooks up 4 old friends from Brockton, Mass. to

pull a multi-million dollar art heist. His only job is to set off some alarms to divert the police. He soon finds out that the theft has gone terribly wrong, and he becomes a suspect in multiple murders. His quest for redemption takes him back to Boston with questions for his dying father. FBI Agent Ellie Shurtleff becomes a most unlikely accomplice in trying to prove his innocence. Just when you think you know what is going to

happen, it takes some weird twists. It was a 2 day read, as

are all of Patterson's...interesting, exciting, unpredictable.

I am liking these authors he is co-writing with. Except for

"The Jester," he is back on my A-list. I think you will enjoy.
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Worst

This is one of the worst books I have read in recent memory. The main character is so shallow, and says such banal things, that there is no way anyone would fall for him. I can't believe a reputable author could put out a book like this, unless marketing says that the majority of the public likes simple stories aimed at 16 year olds. It IS true that it is easy to read, but so was my 1st kindergarten book. I'm not planning on ever wasting my time on this author again.
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Winner

I have no idea why some viewers are so hostile towards Lifeguard. Top 500 reviewers give it five stars; a few,who seem to only want macho serial killers and Alex Cross, are disappointed. Why, I don't know. The book is terrific! It's warm-hearted, impossible to put down, with amusing, likeable characters you root for and an emotional, if sligfhtly Frank Capra--esque ending. Who cares if Patterson works with other authors? If the product is good-- as this is-- keep it coming! I'm not trying to make this more than it is. Lifeguard is a light, exciting, sometimes funny, always engaging summer read. If you're looking for Heart of Darkness, go buy Conrad.
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Another best for Patterson

The only complaint about this book is that I got no sleep, no housework done, no bills paid----all I could do was read this story from the first page until the end.It was impossible to put down. I loved the story about Ned, the lifeguard. It was the kind of story that grips you from the beginning and holds your interest the entire ride. I felt like I "know" the players and never wanted the story to end. I don't care if Patterson writes with another author as long as he continues to write fun stories such as this. Thanks for the entertainment. Now I must get back to my other life.
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