Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Review “The Apocalypse has never been funnier.” — Clive Barker “Hilariously naughty.” — Kirkus Reviews “Wacky and irreverent.” — Booklist “Reads like the Book of Revelation, rewritten by Monty Python.” — San Francisco Chronicle “Fiendishly funny.” — New Orleans Times-Picayune “From beginning to end, GOOD OMENS is side-splittingly funny . . . a ripping good time.” — Rave Reviews “If you’ve never read [GOOD OMENS], don’t miss it now. Grade: A.” — Rocky Mountain News “It could be called The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Armargeddon.” — Palm Beach Post “[L]ittle asides, quirky observations, simple puns and parody eventually add up to snorts, chortles and outright laughs.” — San Diego Union-Tribune “What’s so funny about Armageddon? More than you’d think . . . GOOD OMENS has arrived just in time.” — Detroit Free Press “Full-bore contemporary lunacy. A steamroller of silliness that made me giggle out loud.” — San Diego Union-Tribune “A direct descendant of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” — New York Times “An utter delight—fresh, exciting, uproariously funny.” — Poul Anderson “Outrageous . . . read it for a riotous good laugh!” — Orlando Sentinel “I whooped . . . I laughed . . . I was in near hysterics.: — New York Review of Science Fiction “A slapstick Apocalypse, a grinning grimoire, a comic Necronomicon, a hitchhiker’s guide to the netherworld.” — James Morrow, author of Only Begotten Daughter “One Hell of a funny book.” — Gene Wolfe “Hilarious!” — Locus “Huge fun.” — Sunday Express (London) “Irreverently funny and unexpectedly wise . . . Highly recommended.” — Library Journal “Something like what would have happened if Thomas Pynchon, Tom Robbins and Don DeLillo had collaborated.” — Washington Post From the Back Cover The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world’s only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655. The armies of Good and Evil are amassing and everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. Oh, and someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist. Put New York Times bestselling authors Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman together . . . and all Hell breaks loose. In a very good way. About the Author Neil Gaiman is a #1 New York Times bestselling author of books for children and adults whose award-winning titles include Norse Mythology, American Gods, The Graveyard Book, Good Omens (with Terry Pratchett), Coraline , and The Sandman graphic novels. Neil Gaiman is a Goodwill Ambassador for UNHCR and Professor in the Arts at Bard College. Terry Pratchett was the acclaimed author of the global bestselling Discworld series, the first of which, The Color of Magic , was published in 1983. In all, he was the author of more than fifty bestselling books which have sold more than 100 million copies worldwide. His novels have been widely adapted for stage and screen, and he was the winner of multiple prizes, including the Carnegie Medal for his young adult novel, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents. He was awarded a knighthood by Queen Elizabeth II for his services to literature in 2009, although he always wryly maintained that his greatest services to literature was to avoid writing any. He lived in England and died in 2015 at the age of sixty-six. Read more