Fortunately, the Milk
Fortunately, the Milk book cover

Fortunately, the Milk

Hardcover – Illustrated, September 17, 2013

Price
$14.99
Format
Hardcover
Pages
128
Publisher
HarperCollins
Publication Date
ISBN-13
978-0062224071
Dimensions
5 x 0.61 x 7.5 inches
Weight
7.7 ounces

Description

From School Library Journal Gr 3-6-A tale of the bravery and selflessness exhibited by a father taking care of his children while his wife is away. Despite Mom's advance warning, the family finds itself ready for breakfast but without milk for cereal and tea, so Dad takes a trip to the store to get some. Upon his long-awaited return, he gives the children a fantastical and descriptive explanation of the adventures he faced while trying to make it back home. Not only did he embark on a time-traveling hot-air balloon ride with a stegosaurus, but he also confronted pirates, aliens, wumpires, and a volcano god, never losing possession of the milk. Gaiman knocks it out of the park again with this imaginative story. His outrageous plot is perfectly paced to keep advanced and reluctant readers enthralled, and his use of onomatopoeia and humorous descriptions will make the book hard to put down. Reminiscent of Roald Dahl's titles, it will sweep children away into an unimagined world and make them wonder if their own parents have ever had any secret adventures. Young's frequent black-and-white cartoons add to the wackiness of this tall tale.-Amy Shepherd, St. Anne's Episcopal School, Middleton, DEα(c) Copyright 2013. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted. From Booklist A little boy and his little sister awake one morning, milkless. Their mother is away on business, their father is buried in the paper, and their Toastios are dry. What are young siblings to do? They impress upon their father that his tea is also without milk and sit back to watch their plan take effect. But something goes amiss, and their father doesn’t return and doesn’t return some more. When he does, finally, he has a story to tell, a story involving aliens; pirates; ponies; wumpires (not the handsome, brooding kind); and a stegosaurus professor who pilots a Floaty-Ball-Person-Carrier (which looks suspiciously like a hot-air balloon). There is time travel, treachery, and ample adventure, and, fortunately, the milk he has procured is rescued at every turn. Gaiman’s oversize, tongue-in-cheek narrative twists about like the impromptu nonsense it is, with quick turns, speed bumps, and one go-for-broke dairy deus ex machina. Young fills the pages with sketchy, highly stylized images, stretched and pointy, bringing the crazed imaginations to life with irrepressible energy. Children will devour this one, with or without milk. HIGH-DEMAND BACKSTORY: A national media campaign and select author appearances are on the docket to celebrate the release of Newbery Award–winning Gaiman’s latest. Grades 3-6. --Thom Barthelmess Gaiman knocks it out of the park again with this imaginative story. — School Library Journal This would also make a wonderful readaloud, but don’t be surprised if the kids insist that it be read in one sitting--and maybe with a side of cookies and milk. — Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books “[A] delightful tale.” — Wall Street Journal “If your kids still allow you to read aloud to them, this book is for you.” — Newsday “[A]n astounding tale…an absolute delight to read out loud….one part Douglas Adams, one part Doctor Who, and one part The Usual Suspects.” — boingboing.com “It’s hard not to love a novel that borrows equally from Calvin and Hobbes and The Usual Suspects. If you read only one book this year, a story with dancing dwarfs is always a wise choice.” — Kirkus Reviews A Globe & Mail 100 Selection "I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: T h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road." "Hullo," I said to myself. "That's not something you see every day. And then something odd happened." Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and bestselling author Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Skottie Young. Neil Gaiman is a #1 New York Times bestselling author of books for children and adults whose award-winning titles include Norse Mythology, American Gods, The Graveyard Book, Good Omens (with Terry Pratchett), Coraline , and The Sandman graphic novels. Neil Gaiman is a Goodwill Ambassador for UNHCR and Professor in the Arts at Bard College. Skottie Young is an award-winning cartoonist and writer who illustrates New York Times bestselling adaptations of L. Frank Baum's Oz novels for Marvel Entertainment. His unique art style and sensibilities have drawn acclaim worldwide, earning him multiple Eisner Awards. He has worked in comics, toys, and animation for Marvel, Warner Bros., Image Comics, Mattel, Cartoon Network, and many more. Skottie lives in Illinois. Read more

Features & Highlights

  • An absolute delight of a madcap story for the young (and young-at-heart) by
  • New York Times
  • bestselling author Neil Gaiman, with equal parts pirates and piranhas, adventure and aliens, oddity and love.
  • "I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: t h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road."
  • "Hullo,"
  • I said to myself.
  • "That's not something you see every day. And then something odd happened."
  • Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and bestselling author Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Skottie Young.

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"where there is milk, there is hope."

Only Neil Gaiman could delight two polar-opposite readerships by releasing one of the most buzzed-about adult books of the year (`The Ocean at the End of the Lane' - so good I still can't bring myself to write a review because THERE ARE NO WORDS!) and then a few months later a lavishly wonderful children's book. It's not surprising, really, because Neil Gaiman wrote both `American Gods' and `Coraline' - cementing himself as a fine storyteller for all ages.

`Fortunately, the Milk. . . ' being Gaiman's children's foray, his Bloomsbury publishers know they can be a bit more blunt and honest with their younger readers. Hence this very apt author billing of 'Ridiculously Bestselling Author'

The book is about a father left in charge of his two children when their mum goes off to a conference. But the first disaster strikes at breakfast-time, when they run out of milk. So it's up to dad to trot down to the corner store for a refill . . . but he takes ages and ages, and it's only upon his return that the children discover what took him so long.

The whole book is a bit tongue-in-cheek, and there's something here for the intended 8-12 readership, as well as the parents for whom this will be bedtime reading. For the kids there are; Dwarves, wumpires, a stegosaurus, aliens, pirates, ponies, a volcano god . . . then for the adult readers there are some references to The Usual Suspects, a little Doctor Who-esque time travel conundrum and some making fun of Twilight. It's all a bit brilliant really. Even more so because Chris Riddell's illustrations have made the dad look like Neil Gaiman himself - which makes me think back on an old blog post Gaiman once posted about where he gets his ideas from.

Interestingly, there are two versions of Gaiman's latest children's book. There's the US and Canada book illustrated by Skottie Young - this version does not include a Neil-Father lookalike, and is perhaps the slightly more conventional children's book. Chris Riddell's illustrated book for Australia and UK includes the ellipsis in the title `. . . ' and the shiniest cover you ever did see. There's also some symmetry in Riddell lending his drawings to `Fortunately', because Riddell also illustrated the anniversary edition of `Coraline'.

Either way, Gaiman's extravagant story is a lot of fun with moments of quiet brilliance. I don't know about anyone else, but when I read the blurb for `Fortunately, the Milk. . . ' about a father who takes a jolly good time to get home to his children with their promised milk, I instantly thought of the old cliché prevalent in many stories; that a father went to buy a packet of cigarettes one morning and never came home. The basis being that father's don't really hold up so well in many stories; so I love that Gaiman took that old cliché and made a minor hero of this father and detailed his grand adventures to get home to his kids.

Oh! And never forget, "where there is milk, there is hope."
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"Fortunately, the Milk" is for all dairy and non-dairy consumers!

Neil Gaiman’s “Fortunately, the Milk” is as charming as it sounds. A story to delight even the most lactose intolerant. Read it with your morning breakfast, your coffee or tea; this book will surely please. A wonderful romp full of whimsy, time-travel, dairy and numerous globulous aliens. If you haven’t read any of Neil Gaiman’s works here is a great place to start. It’s good for all ages. Read it with a glass of milk! A book fortified to get you through your day!

If you like Doctor Who, Back to the Future, Monty Python, Neil Gaiman, laughing, reading good books, or dairy, than I suggest reading “Fortunately the milk”. If you don’t like at least one of these things, well, then I suggest consulting a physician immediately.
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Fortunately, this Book

The first time I read FORTUNATELY, THE MILK, I was on a road trip with my sister's family. Her kids (9-year-old twin girls, 5-year-old boy) were antsy and bored, and begged to be read to. I had a new book that I thought they might enjoy, though I myself had not read it yet.

I read this book aloud to a carful of people who all ended up listening, whether or not they'd intended to. By the end, everyone was laughing--me, the kids, the kids' parents, and our cousin who had come along for the trip.

As soon as I finished the final words, the kids begged for it to be read again.

That's how I ended up reading a book aloud, twice in a row, on a car trip, and having more fun than should probably be allowed.

FORTUNATELY, THE MILK is fun, light-hearted, full of absurd British humor, and deeply sweet -- all about a father's love for his children (and his flair for creative storytelling). Read it. I don't care if you're grown. Read it anyway.
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Dont buy kindle edition

I bought this book without knowing anything about it except that it was written by Neil Gaiman. To my surprise it is a children's book! Funny enough I still loved it. I wish I had bought the hardcover version however. The illustrations are fantastic and I don't think the kindle version does them justice at all. You really do miss out on the whole experience that comes from reading your little one a bedtime story where the pages actually turn. Overall,though, another win for my favorite author!
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I love Neil Gaimans work

I love Neil Gaimans work. Anansi Boys, American Gods, etc. So, I thought this book would be a great introduction for my 7yr old. I detest reading all the heavily commercialized books, so I try and find good writing for my child to enjoy. I liked this book, and I was a little disappointed that my child just doesn't. The book is oddball and crazy, just what I thought a kid would enjoy, but she groans whenever I pull this book out. That said, once I start reading, she's rolling and squiggling with laughter. I just don't know. Maybe I should have waited a couple of years, but it's a good book and I'm not giving up the fight.
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I know this is meant for the kids but I liked it too!

Aside from a minor concern that the audio features of this digital product did not work on my laptop kindle I really enjoyed this little book.

The highlight was Young's artwork, superb pencil-work that brought together detail and insanity into a cute arrangement on the page.

Gaimen's story shows his 'Douglas Adams' side rather than his darker stuff (so surprising for a children's book) but he still manages to throw in some thoughtful stuff for the older readers. I also must confess some of his humour made me laugh out loud. On the train. Always a good look.
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Amazon has no quality standards anymore! Maybe were sick of cheap

I don't hate the book but I would like to pass on some information. Yes, I'm old-school and I like to buy hardcover books for kids. I know I should have done more research but even if I did read the fine print Amazon didn't offer any other hardcover options. I was very disappointed that the book is only 7.6 x 5.1 inches! Now how do you possibly gather the children around and have them look at a tiny 5X7 book? If I wanted to read from a 5 x 7 devise I would have bought the Kindle version. What a rip off. I would much rather pay more for a book and get one in a good size to read to a crowd of little kids. I'm getting very disappointed with Amazon.

Sorry for the 1 star. I haven't even read the book yet so its not based on the story, its based on Amazon downsizing. I getting really tired of the cheapening of products!
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Didn't Work For Me (Or My Daughter)

Honestly, I was underwhelmed.

I have heard so much hype about Neil Gaiman that I was sure I was going to love this book. I picked it up for my five-year-old daughter and we began reading it together. About mid-way through, neither of us were feeling very satisfied, and we chose another book instead. She hasn't asked for this one since.

It's not that I think Gaiman is a terrible author or anything like that, but I do think this book missed the mark. It's too long for a short story and too short for a chapter book, and most of the content came off as being silly for the sake of silliness, almost overly so and certainly (to my daughter and me, at least) not in a charming way. There was a lot of dawdling on points that really made no difference in the scope of the narrative (the length of the stegosaurus' introductory speech, for example, or the kids milling about waiting for their father to return, both of which were excellent examples of stages of the book where there were words, but nothing was happening), and my daughter sighed a lot when these points were reached. Granted, she's five, and I suppose the target demographic here is 9 - 12, but I couldn't imagine reading this at age 9 - 12. I would have thought it more suitable for younger children, and yet both the length of the book and its content don't really fit there, either.

I cannot stress enough that I wanted to enjoy this book, and that I wanted my daughter to enjoy it. I wouldn't have purchased it if I didn't. I don't think this one instance of coming up short speaks to Gaiman's success as an author, nor do I want to vilify him for it. I simply dislike the book's style (except the artwork), prose, and the direction in which he chose to take the premise, which honestly seemed like a really great one. I'm glad to see it's brought joy to so many others, but I personally could not recommend it.
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Un-put-downable.

Conversation with my 5-year-old:
"OK, it's getting late, should we stop here and pick this back up tomorrow night. Sound good?"
"NO! We have to finish it tonight!!!"
'nuff said.
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I wanted to love this book

I wanted to love this book! I love Neil Gaiman & was eager to pre-order this childrens book so I could introduce him to my daughter. Whilst reading this to my daughter & I kept promising that it would get better - it was a disappointment for us both.
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