Bud, Sweat, And Tees: Hootie, Martha, and the Masters of the Universe
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Bud, Sweat, And Tees: Hootie, Martha, and the Masters of the Universe

Hardcover – January 9, 2001

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$18.90
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Hardcover
Pages
288
Publisher
Simon & Schuster
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ISBN-13
978-0743200707
Dimensions
6 x 1 x 9 inches
Weight
1.2 pounds

Description

Unless your name is Tiger Woods, there are no easy rides on the PGA Tour--particularly your first year--and no one's ever confused fun-loving Rich Beem's game with the Tiger's. Still, Sports Illustrated 's Alan Shipnuck struck gold by picking Beem and his rookie season as subjects to chronicle in Bud, Sweat, & Tees: A Walk on the Wild Side of the PGA Tour . To begin with, he found a colorful player with a renegade personality who actually managed to confound the odds and post victory--at the 1999 Kemper Open. But there's more. As vivid a character as Beem turns out to be, his caddie Steve Duplantis, who'd previously toted for Jim Furyk, is a true rogue who makes Beem seem a choirboy by comparison. Shipnuck provides all the necessary drama of life on the course, but the real fun of Bud, Sweat, & Tees is life beyond it, how Beem and Duplantis survive the highs and lows the game provides. At his best, Shipnuck manages to bring together their shared existence within the ropes and beyond, nowhere better than in Memphis the week after Beem's victory. He and Duplantis, who first caddied for him at the Kemper, have gone to Tennessee to try qualifying for the 1999 U.S. Open. That Beem misses is but a sidelight of the tour de force sequence that sees their relationship form against the backdrop of Duplantis cheating on his ex-fiancée Shannon--recalled by both Duplantis and Shannon, who's nannying Duplantis's daughter--as Beem is trying to focus on his game. It begins in a bar, the three of them together, with Beem ogling Shannon as she walks to the ladies' room, and Duplantis calling him on it. "The player-caddie dynamic is always delicate," writes Shipnuck, "to the point that it is often discussed in the nomenclature of a courtship. For Beem and Duplantis, then, winning their first tournament together was like sleeping together on a first date--fun, to be sure, but complicated. If they were going to have a meaningful long-term relationship they would need a few more nights like this, getting to know each other." The nights--and days--that follow are as fun to read as the greens at Augusta. -- Jeff Silverman From Publishers Weekly Despite its droll title, Sports Illustrated writer Shipnuck's first book affords an earnest and unsentimental portrayal of life on the PGA tour. It follows two of golf's lesser-known figures through the 1999 season: a rookie named Rich Beem, who won the Kemper Open that year, and his caddie Steve Duplantis. Both men open up to Shipnuck about their personal histories, as do their families, friends, colleagues, lovers and former employers. Tightly weaving the private with the professional, the author chronicles Beem's inconsistent, occasionally brilliant performances on the golf course, alongside his past jobs, romances and periodic problems with alcohol. Duplantis, who often falls short in his responsibilities as a caddy because of his inability to manage a turbulent personal life, gets a similarly nuanced treatment. Indeed, the depth to which Shipnuck delves into their difficulties with money, family and their own partnership gives his narrative an almost painful poignancy. As for the golf itself, the author clearly knows his subject, and his keen-eyed descriptions of Beem and Duplantis at work both entertain and enlighten. He gives an exciting play-by-play of their miraculous victory at the Kemper Open, wherein Beem executed one brilliant shot after another, mainly as a result of Duplantis's ego-boosting exhortations. By tempering such stories of his subjects' heroics with the mundane realities of their lives, Shipnuck portrays them as flawed, likeable people who struggle like the rest of us, with imperfect results. (Jan.) Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc. From Booklist Billed justifiably as a Ball Four for golf, the story of former cell phone salesman Rich Beem, the unlikely winner of the 1999 Kemper Open, will be music to the ears of anyone who carries a few beers in his golf bag. Sports Illustrated writer Shipnuck picks up the story just after Tour rookie Beem had won the Kemper, his first tournament with caddie Steve Duplantis; he then provides the fascinating backstory on both player and caddie, an incredible saga of bad judgment and lack of discipline coming together to produce momentary perfection. Not that Beem was a bad golfer or Duplantis a bad caddie; only that Beem had never really worked at his game before somehow qualifying for the tour, and Duplantis had thrown away a storybook job--caddy to top player Jim Furyk. Shipnuck recounts how the two met, tasted triumph, and then slowly let it all slip away in a flurry of late nights and missed cuts. An R-rated Cinderella story that will gladden the heart of every golfer who would rather play than practice. Bill Ott Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved Dan Jenkins Alan Shipnuck is fearless -- fearless enough to pick out a total unknown on the golf tour to write a book about, then to write a fascinating book about him. -- Alan Shipnuck was a twenty-one-year-old intern when he wrote his first cover story for Sports Illustrated. Now a Senior Writer at SI, Shipnuck writes regularly on golf and has twice been a recipient of awards from the Golf Writers Association of America. He lives in Southern California with his wife, Frances. Read more

Features & Highlights

  • Follws a single season in the life of golfer Rich Beem, a twenty-eight-year-old rookie on the professional tour, and his caddie, Steve Duplantis, in an insider's look at the world of professional tournament golf.

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Shipnuck Rules

I read Alan Shipnuck's columns religiously on cnnsi.com. If you're a golfer and you don't know this guy's stuff, you're missing out on what is week-in, week-out THE most irreverant and clued-in set of insights into golf. So based on the strength of his weekly work, I bought "Bud, Sweat, and Tees."
Besides the odd title (which I'll bet was foisted upon an unwilling author), this is really a great book. It's about one bi-coastal plane trip in length, and it's a perfect way to pass the time. Shipnuck really struck gold with Beem and Duplantis. I imagined him trying to write a book like this about some of your run-of-the-mill, blow-dried tour pro. It just wouldn't work. You'd get 15 - 20 pages of material at best. Yes, both of these guys are squandering what looked to be pretty bright futures, but as Mark O'Meara tells a despondent Breem late in the book (paraphrased) "Rich, you've already done something that most golfers only dream about."
As for Steve Duplantis, you've got to read the book to even begin to believe this guy's life. I won't attempt to do it justice here. Man, talk about red meat to an author.
Two odd editing mistakes in the book were unsettling to me, though. First, on page 100 there is talk about Beem's spin around the course of Waialea for the Hawaiian Open. In all other places in the book, it's (correctly) Waialae. The Hawaiian alphabet being what it is, this is more than a letter transposition: these are two actual places (and courses).
The second error is more egregious. On page 217-218, in the middle of a gripping, shot-by-shot recounting of Breem's charge at the 1999 Texas Open, Shipnuck describes a "momentum-halting bogey" and notes that "Breem was now -16, in fourteenth place..." I must have read that line ten times, trying to figure out what I had missed, given that Breem was in 2nd before dropping the shot. Of course, it's a misprint and it should say Breem had dropped to *fourth* place. I'll call that a momentum-halting editing mistake.
One inside joke that Shipnuck drops on his regular readers really had me chuckling: while covering the Pebble Beach Pro Am, he mentions the nearby town of Salinas, CA " the dusty farming town that birthed John Steinbeck, among other writers." Yeah, like Alan Shipnuck.
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Odysseus Light

There is an ancient story of a man and his journey, this is the modern equivalent. In this book you get the story of Rich Beem [before he won a major] and his caddy Steve Duplantis. This has to be the most entertaining story I�ve seen in a long time, and it�s all true. We see the Rich Beem, former cell phone salesman and well-traveled golfer, shoot for his dream. In his quest he finds a companion in the form of Steve Duplantis, a love torn caddy that has problems in his personal life.
This is a great book first and foremost because it is superbly written. Alan Shipnuck has a relaxed and well-organized structure to his writing. Shipnuck, who writes for Sports Illustrated, took a gamble on writing this book, at the time Rich Beem hadn�t won a major, and stories of colorful, yet still second rate professional golfers don�t float amongst the bestseller lists all that often.
At a PG-13 level we see Rich and Steve live their lives in tour, under the microscope, and learn about events that neither would be proud of. There�s an intimacy here you don�t normally get in biographies. Rich wins a PGA tour event in his rookie year on the tour, Steve Duplantis has a good job with Rich, but do they hold it together for an entire season? The book will leave you interested in finding out more about Beem and Co. Maybe a sequel Mr. Shipnuck?
It�s a need to read for those interested in golf, and it�s an quick and entertaining story for those who really don�t care about golf.
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Winning Isn't Everything On PGA Tour

Alan Shipnuck is the best young golf writer going, and the proof is in "Bud, Sweat, & Tees." Was it a newshound's instinct that led him to chronicle the debut win of a by-no-means young rookie in a mid-level PGA Tour event in 1999, three years before that golfer would do what no other golfer ever managed to do, go head-to-head with a charging Tiger Woods in a major and win?

No, of course not. He just got lucky. But so do golf readers, because this wry, perceptive, and utterly addictive account of Rich Beem's trials and tribulations, and that of his caddie, Steve Duplantis, is surely a once-in-a-lifetime event. It's hard to imagine any other PGA golfer, at any point in his career, opening up to the degree Beem does here, as well as be complimented by the perspective of Duplantis, a once-promising caddy who bounced back with Beem after losing top contender Jim Furyk's bag a few weeks before.

Beem's a deserving center of attention, particularly in a moment-by-moment account of the first tournament Beem and Duplantis ever worked together, the Kemper Open in Maryland, the one Beem won. But Duplantis may be the most enduring character here, a guy who makes his own worst luck, but wins you over by wearing his heart on his sleeve.

As Shipnuck relates, Duplantis hits on a succession of strip-bar performers, then wonders why he can't have a steady relationship. He shows up late for practice rounds, and wonders why golfers lose patience with him. But when he says of Beem: "Does he want to be responsible and treat this like a job or does he want to get ----faced and stay out all night?" you know what he means even if it is pot-on-kettle commentary.

Beem has fierce drive, guts, and creativity with his iron shots, but what seems to drive him most is a desire for a good time. He ogles waitresses, downs Jack and cokes, and talks about hitting on Tour groupies in a way few golfers do, at least when someone with a pen or tape recorder is around.

All this candor could have blown up in Beem's face, but two things prevent it. One is Beem doesn't seem to care that much what people think. He's beyond social embarrassment. Two is that Shipnuck is not writing some leering tell-all to titillate the masses, but a very finely-tuned account of what makes pro golfers tick, namely what separates the good from the great. Reading about Beem makes you appreciate more a man like Tiger Woods, who stays hungry win-after-win. Beem's first victory, hard-earned and glorious to read, put him in a bit of a glidepath which went on for the next two years. You know from reading this that Beem has it in him to excel, but will he?

Add to this examination Shipnuck's way with metaphors, his unerring ear for the right quote, and an occasional way with a phrase that would make Herbert Warren Wind proud: "There is no room to write excuses on the scorecard, just numbers," Shipnuck writes, but golf is a game of color and life, and in "Bud, Sweat, & Tees" Shipnuck delivers both like nothing you've ever read before.
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desperation on the tour

shipnuck has captured a sense of desperation, grit, and 'let's go for it' that is missing from much of the media regarding golf. it's a great read.
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An "Inside the PGA Tour" Look

Alan Shipnuck did a great job of exploring the life of Tour golfer and caddy as they make their journey to and through the PGA Tour. Unfortunately, he chose to write about two of the most uninteresting figures around! Two of the most irresponsible people are featured in this story of a drunken, womanizing, immature caddy and a golfer who most people would give anything to trade places with, but doesn't take his job seriously.
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Five Stars

really good book, RIP Steve
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Dead Solid Perfect, in Real Life

If this story had been a successful novel, the sequel might be about Rich Beem holding off Tiger Woods to win the 2002 PGA. Ironically, that scenario, one a novelist would have to stretch to create, provide the catalyst that's got everyone buing this book. Be glad it happened and join the crowd!
The true story of Beem and Caddie Steve Duplantis is better than any sports novel I've ever read. I particularly enjoyed the 36 page chapter in the middle of the book describing Beem's rookie win in the '99 Kemper Open and the role Duplantis played on the final day. Shipnuck makes you feel the same butteflies and tension Rich must have felt, Pepto Bismol or no.
Both pro and caddie are immature, insecure and more compulsive than dedicated. When you hear about the influence Beem's father had on him then hear his Dad whine about the ingratitude and shortcomings of his son, you will certainly understand some of the baggage Rich carries and respect his accomplishments if not the road he took to get there. It's not surprising that John Daly befriended Beem in his rookie year and will be interesting to see how similar or different their careers turn out to be.
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Paying your Dues

Follow a pro golfer and a caddy through the topsy turvey world or professional golf. Good book!
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An interesting behind the scenes book

This book was an enjoyable read about what goes on with the PGA tour. It was an easier read than some of the other books I've read about similar subjects. The main people followed were interesting, I just wish there had been a little more insight into some of the other players on the tour.
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Excellent, but how did he write this?

It's not every author who could look at a couple of guys like Beem and Duplantis and say to themselves: "Gee, I could write a book about these guys!" After all, they don't seem that fascinating on the surface. But Spipnuck saw the potential and made it work. Really a good read. The whole time reading the book however, I found myself wondering exactly how Shipnuck wrote the book. In other words, what was the nature of his involvement with these guys and when did it start? It certainly appears that he spent a ton of time in their actual presence and was relating the story as it happened. He certainly was in their presence sometimes--for example, right at the start of the book, 8 days after the Kemper--Beem met up with Shipnuck. However, given that Beem and Duplantis were often apart, it cannot be the case that he was always in their company. Was it instead based primarily on interviews with the two over the phone? Would they speak every night? (It certainly seemed like it given that he has almost daily quotes from the two about major matters and mundane matters alike). I also could not ascertain when the author picked up with his narrative. Was it at the start of 1999, meaning that he just happened to get incredibly lucky when his obscure guy won the Kemper. Or did the idea come to him only after Beem won the Kemper, and if so, how is it that he has such meticulous detail as to the lives of Beem and Duplantis up to that point? To take just one tiny example of that--in early 1999, Shipnuck is coveing Beem at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am. On the 7th hole, Beem hits a 6-iron and Shipnuck quotes him as saying "A good 6-iron." Well, obviously, Beem would not have said that to Shipnuck 5 or 6 months later, so we have to assume that it was more or less contemporaneous, as nearly all the quotes seem to be. If so, that would mean that the author was in full coverage mode throughout 1999 and, by incredible coincidence, happended to luck out when his man won the Kemper. Anyway, I was just wondering about all this. Lastly, I thought the title was stupid and not worthy of such a good book.
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