“Bad Monkeys has wit and imagination by the bucketload. . . . Buy it, read it, memorize then destroy it. There are eyes everywhere.”
―Chris Moore, bestselling author of A Dirty Job and Lamb
Jane Charlotte has been arrested for murder. She tells police that she is a member of a secret organization devoted to fighting evil; her division is called the Department for the Final Disposition of Irredeemable Persons―“Bad Monkeys” for short. This confession earns Jane a trip to the jail’s psychiatric wing, where a doctor attempts to determine whether she is lying, crazy, or playing a different game altogether.
Clever and gripping, full of unexpected twists and turns, teasing existential musings, and captivating prose, Bad Monkeys unfolds at lightning speed, taking readers to another realm of imagination.
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Disappointing Finish
This novel begins so well, and is so fast-paced and compulsively readable, I was recommending it to people left and right .
Then I finished it.
To make a movie comparison, this is like the Matrix trilogy, where 2/3 (3/4 ?) through the story, all the interesting story arcs and subplots are abruptly dropped, and the story finished quickly in a bizarre, disjointed and unsatisfying manner.
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A conspiracy thriller with elements of science-fiction
Bad Monkeys is a book certain to satisfy fans of science-fiction, of mysteries, and of conspiracy thrillers. Author Matt Ruff masterfully combines all three genres in his fourth novel, which is anything but "genre fiction."
The novel opens in the psychiatric ward of the Clark County Detention Center (Las Vegas, NV). Accused murder Jane Charlotte explains to her psychiatrist that her alleged crime was authorized by a covert organization dedicated to crime prevention. Jane was an operative in the Department for the Final Disposition of Irredeemable Persons ("Bad Monkeys"), regularly dispatched to eliminated evildoers who eluded the justice system. Her life story revolves around this organization and its departments of Ubiquitous Intermittent Surveillance (Panopticon), Optimal Utilization of Resources and Personnel (Cost-Benefits), internal affairs (Malfeasance), and The Scary Clowns. She tells her story from childhood to date as her psychiatrist gently points out inconsistencies between her version and the official record.
The reader is left to question, "who is Jane Charlotte?" Ruff layers the story with basic questions of good vs. evil (characters named Wise, True, and Love all make appearances) as he leaves the reader with riddles upon riddles about the sarcastically funny Jane Charlotte. The author delivers a surprise ending worthy of a tale with this level of manic energy.
Visit author Matt Ruff's website to read the soundtrack of music he "listened to obsessively while writing this book."
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Wow.
I read this book in a day. ANd not really a day, I started around 2pm, and it's 8:30pm now. I was at work when I read it, so I was interupted alot. I say this as an example when I say, I could not willingly put this book down. It grabbed me, and not only refused to let go, but when I looked down, I saw that I had grabbed IT. I have no idea how to talk about this book without giving anything away. The basic plot, and I mean basic, is that our main character, Jane Charlotte, has been arrested for murder. She tells the cops that she is a member of a shadowy organazation that fights evil, and the book is an interview with a police psychiatrist interspersed with her telling him how she came to be a part of this organization.
After that, I'll leave it up to you to read this. And, if you enjoy an excellent read that illicits all sorts of comparrisons, from Palahniuk to Moore, then you'll enjoy this. It's unique, at least as far as books I've come across. And I can't think of a better thing to say about a book other than that it was an excellent read, and that it's unique.
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Great All the Way to the Ending--Literally
Okay, let's start out at the beginning. This book was amazing in every aspect, from the plotline (A secret organization of assasins?! Classic, but great.) to the characters (A lady that acts schizophrenic for her own sake even though she is really quite sane makes an appearance.) to... about five pages before the ending. (Jane has her NC gun pulled on our main villain, and then...)
Let me tell you of my experience the ten minutes after finishing the book: nearly crying, I searched through the remaining (blank) pages, convinced that this was some sort of joke, that the real ending was sure to come. The final twist was a baseless, cliched character-destroying move that had me crying, "Matt Ruff, what are you thinking?!"
In the end, I had to write a new ending and tape it to the back of the book to put my broken heart to rest.
'Course, the book was still amazing. Until it ended. Read it, PLEASE read it, but just stop at the point I mentioned earlier. Please.
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A good start, but . . .
This book really started off with a bang, and I continued to enjoy it for a while. About half way through, though, I grew tired of how Ruff felt compelled to jump through so many hoops, like he was showing off. The book started getting too clever and full of itself. Then, I really hated the ending. It is a total cop out and cliche. Ruff wrote himself into a corner and used the cheapest trick to get out. Don't bother. A waste of time.
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So good
It's difficult to describe the plot without giving too much away, but I will give it a try. The protagonist is Jane Charlotte, a woman who has been arrested for murder. She is being held in the psych ward of a prison, and she is being interviewed by a psychiatrist. She tells the doctor the story of how she came to be there, involving a difficult adolescence followed by her recruitment into a shadowy, octopus-like organization. Jane's particular subdivision is nicknamed "Bad Monkeys" because they are hitmen who assassinate evildoers (or "bad monkeys") to make the world a better place.
As others have said, it's a pretty quick read because it's very hard to put down. I just took an hour-long lunch break (and I usually work through lunch) just to finish the book.
The book has it all. It's intelligent, funny, scary, perplexing, absorbing. It's literary, but enjoyably so. I would also describe it as cinematic, because there are echoes here of several genres of suspense and horror movies ranging from Hitchcock to slasher movies, plus a hefty dose of David Lynch and maybe a little Twilight Zone. Time, memory, morality, and the nature of reality and sanity are all addressed. (I'm no Lynch fan, but I do think that fans of his movies would enjoy this book. If, like me, you are not enthusiastic about Lynch, don't worry: you'll still enjoy this.)
I'm still reeling in awe from Matt Ruff's last book, Set This House in Order, a book that I still recommend to friends. I was wondering what Matt had in store for us next, and I am most pleased to tell you that this amazing and talented writer does not disappoint.
A minor note: the book is not hardcover as described here, but bound in a stiff but flexible, plastic-like cover with a paper backing. Not sure what you call this type of binding. It's a little taller and narrower than most trade paper. I found it easier to hold and also stuff into my bag on the train than a lot of books, so I'm not really complaining.
7 people found this helpful
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3.0
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Entertaining, Zany, but Ultimately Disappointing
After such a wonderful start, and stretches of brilliance, perhaps I was expecting too much of a spectacular ending instead of a seeming ho-hum almost predictable cop-out that was delivered. Still, the writing was crisp, suspenseful, and the action delivered in bursts that were believable and fun. Worth the read, and the reader will be left with his or her own decision regarding the ending. Almost 4 stars, but not quite. Still, a recommended read.
4 people found this helpful
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Goth Girls Gets A Ray Gun
This here's a fast moving little book that crackles with an imagination filled with SciFi comic book action, dream like plot devices, drugs, sex and insanity. It's mostly entertaining, but it didn't really come together for me at the end.
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Ruff Can Do Better
Jane Charlotte, arrested and held in a psych ward on the suspicion that she's a delusional murderer, recounts her tale of being an agent for the Department of the Final Disposition of Irredeemable Persons - aka Bad Monkeys. She's actually one of the good guys in the fight against evil... or is she?
Bad Monkeys packs lots of Ruff's wacky goodness: a complex maybe-not-so-good protagonists, creepy serial killers, guns that kill by natural causes, a clandestine bureaucracy, scary clowns. The developing story is engaging and becomes more nuanced as initial facts are challenged and revised. Is Jane to be believed even when the facts start crumbling beneath her story?
It all creates high expectations for the denouement... and that's where the problems start. Approaching the end of the story, Ruff loses his restraint and introduces a few too many twists and plot devices. The story itself becomes the "bad monkey" playing out like an episode of Get Smart meets the Matrix on (bad) acid. Rather disappointing after the effort required to create such an interesting and complex character.
For a writer who started his career with the wonderful Fool on the Hill, I was hoping for a little more development and maturation in this book. Ruff really has a touch for mixing the poignant with the humorous and the bizarre. I just wish he could resist the urges to go completely over the top.
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Bad Monkeys, Great Novel
A very interesting novel.
The book opens with Jane Charlotte talking to a psychiatrist in the Las Vegas County Jail. Is she sane? Hard to tell, based on the fact that she believes that she was recruited by a division of an organization dedicated to fighting evil. This division is called Bad Monkeys. Bad Monkeys are basically the hit men for the people designated as "evil" by other divisions within the organization. They don't use traditional means to execute people, they have special weapons which make it look like the person died of some sort of natural cause.
During the interview, you get Jane's explanation of her life, how she was recruited, and how she came to be in the Jail defending her actions.
Bad Monkeys by Matt Ruff, isn't like anything I have read. What is fact? What is a product of Jane's mind? The psychiatrist adds his comments throughout the novel, usually backed up by facts, like police reports. And yet, I was drawn into Jane's story. What is going on in her mind? Is she trying to get away with murder by using a most imaginative ploy? It is hard to tell
Even though this wasn't a novel I am used to reading, I continued to turn pages at an amazing clip.
This is, I believe, a very original work. I can't think of another term to use, so "original" will have to due.
Short review, yes. I am still trying to grasp all that I have read.