Baby, Drive South (Southern Roads, 2)
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Baby, Drive South (Southern Roads, 2)

Mass Market Paperback – May 31, 2011

Price
$16.99
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MIRA
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ISBN-13
978-0778329442
Dimensions
4.22 x 0.88 x 6.61 inches
Weight
5.6 ounces

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See Stephanie's Amazon Author Page: xa0amazon.com/author/stephaniebond Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. Porter Armstrong stepped off the metal ladder onto the platform of the newly restored, white water tower soaring over the resurrected town of Sweetness, Georgia. "Town" was a generous description of the expanse of stark land beneath him—fields of bare red clay stretched as far as the eye could see, hemmed by stands of stunted hardwood trees that still bore the ravages of the tornado that had obliterated the small mountain town a decade ago.Porter had happily united with his older brothers, Marcus and Kendall, in their efforts to rebuild Sweetness. With an army of strong men, they'd made great strides in clearing debris and establishing the basis for the recycling industry they hoped would provide an economic foundation for the fledgling town. One too-tall, too-perfect pine tree in the distance was actually a camouflaged cell tower erected by a communications company turned partner, eager to get in on the ground floor of the green experiment.The project of which the brothers were most proud— the newly paved road containing recycled asphalt—was a neat black ribbon leading from the horizon into what had been established as the town center. Granted, downtown Sweetness was more of a vision than a reality since it currently consisted of a dining hall and the boarding-house that had been built in preparation for impending visitors. But the brothers were optimistic.Or, according to some, crazy.Colonel Molly Maclntyre at the diner was one such person. She ruled the men and their dining hall with an iron fist, and did not cotton to the idea of, in her words, "a bunch of flibbertigibbet females" taking over the town.Porter shrugged out of his work shirt and folded it over the railing to enjoy a rare cool June breeze. The summer heat had been brutal already, with the temperature and humidity sure to get worse before getting better. He pulled a bandanna from his jeans pocket and wiped the sweat dripping down his neck as he scanned the horizon, hoping for a glimpse of movement—anything that might indicate a response from the ad Kendall had placed in the newspaper. The ad had run in a northern town hit particularly hard by the economic downturn, and had stated their need for "one hundred women looking for a fresh start." Kendall had reasoned women were more likely to come and stay if accompanied by friends and if they relocated from a good distance. Women in nearby Atlanta, his brother had insisted, would be too likely to hightail it back home when the going got rough.Whatever. It wasn't as if Northern women were any different from Southern ones.The ad had hit the newspaper in Broadway, Michigan, a week ago, and Porter had climbed the water tower several times a day in the hopes of spotting a car or moving van headed their way.Their eldest brother, Marcus, who had grudgingly agreed to the plan to import women, belly laughed every time Porter returned to their office and gave a thumbs-down. Porter dreaded going back to face his gloating big brother again. Marcus was convinced no eligible woman in her right mind would come to their remote mountain town despite the lure of lots of strapping, single Southern men.For his part, women who weren't in their right mind were just the kind of women Porter was hoping would answer their ad. Reckless, ripe and ready for the picking. He hadn't bedded a woman in…He cursed under his breath as he unclipped a pair of binoculars from his belt. If he couldn't remember when he'd last had a woman's legs wrapped around him, it had been way too long.Porter adjusted the lenses to bring the distant landscape into focus, zeroing in on the brand-spanking-new road. Due to cost and labor, the brothers had decided to wait to add yellow striping until enough cars arrived to warrant two-way traffic control. For now, the most frequent travelers of the road—rabbits, skunks, opossums and armadillos—didn't seem to mind the omission.Porter skimmed the view for any signs of human life. In the old days, the water tower had been a lookout for lightning fires and other natural disasters. The metal box on the side of the tank held tornado sirens. By a bizarre twist of fate, the tower from which the mammoth tornado had been spotted to allow an alarm to be sounded had been the only structure spared in the ensuing destruction. Tornadoes at this altitude were rare, and this one had been monstrous. Every resident had survived, but every man-made thing in the storm's path had been leveled. To the tiny town already dying a slow economic death, it had been the fatal blow.His brothers hadn't been in town when it happened, but Porter had been home on leave from the Army and vividly remembered climbing out of a root cellar after the twister had passed. Ground-level pictures and television footage couldn't quite capture the utter obliteration of homes, schools, businesses, churches. Only aerial photographs of the flattened debris showed the enormity of the loss. Those gut-wrenching pictures were branded on Porter's brain—their own homestead and all its contents had simply vanished from its concrete footer. Hauntingly, the black metal mailbox left standing at the end of the driveway was the only proof the Armstrongs had ever lived on that spot.His mother had cried for weeks over her missing wedding ring. Even after their father had passed away, she'd worn the gold filigree band every day, but had taken it off moments before the storm hit to do chores. Porter had scoured their property with a metal detector for days before relenting that the ring, like all their other worldly possessions and those of their neighbors, had been lost to the four winds.When the Armstrong brothers had returned to Sweetness a few months ago, the decaying main road had been overtaken by weeds and fallen trees. Animals had taken up residence in the piles of splintered wood and crumbled brick where houses and businesses had once stood. Porter had taken one look at the remnants of the town, choked with thick kudzu vines, and had been overwhelmed by the magnitude of the task before them.If either of his two brothers had balked at that moment, he would've gone with them. Kendall had taken in the wasteland before them in heavy silence; but characteristically, Marcus had simply jammed his hands on his hips and said, "Let's get to work, boys."What lay ahead had been countless hours of back-breaking work for them and the men they'd recruited, most of whom had served with Marcus in the Marines, with Kendall in the Air Force, and with him in the Army. In the beginning, they had all been too tired by the end of the day to think about the fact that their beds were empty. But now…Porter spotted movement in the distance and jerked the binoculars back to focus. At the sight of heat rising from the dark asphalt in an undulating haze, his heart jumped to his throat—a vehicle was approaching…a large vehicle. Porter squinted, trying to make sense of what he was seeing. When realization struck, he almost dropped the binoculars.It wasn't a large vehicle… it was several vehicles approaching. No— Dozens. A bumper-to-bumper caravan was headed straight for Sweetness! And from the looks of the arms and heads and long hair lolling out of convertibles and rolled-down windows, the cars were jam-packed with women. Hot, eager, willing women!Porter slapped his thigh and whooped with joy. He waved his arms, knowing the chances of anyone noticing him at this distance were slim at best. But the ad had worked—he couldn't wait to tell Marcus! He rushed toward the ladder, returning the binoculars to his belt while fumbling for his cell phone. With one hand he began to scramble down the tall, narrow ladder, using the other hand to speed-dial his brother, half-wishing he could be there in person to see the look on Marcus's face.Porter suddenly realized he'd forgotten his shirt and in his hesitation, his foot slipped off a rung. The weight of his body broke his one-handed grip. His gut clenched in realization of just how far a fall off the tower ladder would be. He flailed in midair for a few seconds before conceding defeat and tucking into a roll to help absorb the certain and nasty impact.As he plummeted through the air, Porter released a strangled curse. Just his rotten luck that carloads of women were finally here…and he'd be lying at the bottom of the water tower with a broken neck.The flat-back landing jarred every bone in Porter's body and drove the air out of his lungs. He lay there for a few seconds and waited for the initial pain to subside before daring to breathe. When he had no choice but to drag air into his body, he registered gratefully that his lungs hadn't been punctured. He only hoped the rest of his internal organs had fared so well. The sweet tang of wild grass and the musty scent of soil filled his nostrils. His ears buzzed with more than the noise of the insects in the weeds around him.He opened his eyes gingerly and saw the water tower looming over him at a seemingly impossible height. The fact that he was alive was a small miracle."Porter? Porter?"At the sound of his name, he blinked, then realized the distant voice was coming from his cell phone lying near his head.Marcus.Porter twisted to reach the phone, but when pain lit up his lower left leg, he shouted in agony. "Porter?" He made another attempt, gritting his teeth against his body's rebellion, and finally closed his fingers around the phone. He brought it to his ear. "Yeah, I'm here.""What happened?"Porter winced again, contrite. "I was on the water tower.""And?""And.I have good news and bad news."Marcus's sigh crackled like static over the phone. "Give me the good news.""There's a caravan of women headed into town.""If that's the good news," Marcus said sourly, "I don't think I want to hear the bad news.""The bad news is I fell off the water tower and I think I broke my leg."Porter held the phone away from his ear to spare himself the litany of curses his brother unleashed. When Marcus quieted, Porter put the phone back to his mouth. "Are you going to come get me, or do I have to crawl back to town?""Are you bleeding?"Porter lifted his head and scanned his dust-covered body. "I don't think so.""For all the good you'll do me now, I might as well let you lie there," Marcus growled, then let loose another string of expletives. "I'll get Kendall. We'll be there as soon as we can." Then he disconnected the call.Porter laid his head back in the deep grass. Marcus was right—they were already short-handed. If his leg was broken, he'd be laid up for at least a few weeks, a liability to his brothers.And damn, women were coming! Just when there was a good reason to be up and moving around, he'd be relegated to bed.and not for fun.He pushed himself to a sitting position and eased up the leg of his work-worn jeans. He was relieved not to see bones protruding, but the persistent, shooting pain from his ankle confirmed the injury was more than a bruise. Gritting his teeth against the ache, he inched himself backward to lean against a sapling and swat at gnats until he heard the rumble of two four-wheelers heading toward him.Kendall came into view first, his face a mask of concern. Marcus followed a few yards behind, his mouth pulled down in annoyance. Porter waved to get their attention. They pulled to a stop a few yards away. For all his irritation, Marcus was the first one off his ride, and the first to reach Porter."You okay, little brother?""Peachy," Porter said through clenched teeth.Marcus glanced up at the water tower, then back to Porter. "Damn fool. Did you think you could fly?"Anger flashed through Porter's chest. "Yeah, Marcus, I did a swan dive off the platform.""We know it was an accident," Kendall soothed, crouching to inspect Porter's leg."Doesn't matter whether it was on purpose or not," Marcus grumbled. "Outcome is the same—you're probably out of commission for the whole damn summer!""Why don't we wait to see what a doctor says?" Kendall suggested."What doctor?" Marcus said with a snort. "One of us will have to take him to Atlanta. As if we didn't have enough to do today.""Maybe we should call for an airlift," Kendall suggested."It's not that serious," Porter protested. "Marcus, if you'll let one of the workers drive me to Atlanta, I'll find an emergency room and be back before you know it."Marcus gave a noncommittal grunt.Kendall strode back to the four-wheeler and opened the storage compartment. "I brought a neoprene wrap from the first-aid station, but it's going to be a bumpy ride on the way down." He knelt to fasten the wrap around Porter's ankle, boot and all, then waved for Marcus to get on the other side. When they heaved him to his feet, the flood of pain took Porter's breath away, covering his face with a sheen of sweat."Think about something else," Kendall urged.Porter tried to smile. "I'm thinking…about…all the women.waiting.in town.""Marcus mentioned you saw some cars headed this way.""Dozens of cars," Porter said, exhaling loudly. "All carrying…hot, young women. We'll get down the moun-tain.just in time.to say hello.""You're going to make a hell of an impression," Marcus offered. "No one's going to want a busted-up man to take care of.""I beg to differ," Porter said, setting his jaw against the pain. "Women will be…lining up…to take care of me. In fact.that was my plan.all along."Marcus handed him a small stick. "Here, bite down on this.""For the pain?""No, so you'll stop talking."Porter tried to laugh, but getting settled on the four-wheeler was more painful than he'd anticipated. Ditto for the trip down, although Kendall tried to take it easy.By the time they rolled into the center of town, Porter was ready to be horizontal—and drugged. But the sight of cars of all makes and models pulling to a stop in front of the boardinghouse and diner and all along the narrow paved road sent a shot of adrenaline coursing through his veins. Blondes…brunettes…redheads… it was a veritable smorgasbord of female deliciousness.Countless feminine faces peered at them question-ingly through windshields and open windows. And from their four-wheelers, the Armstrong brothers peered back. Apparently the workers had noticed the caravan of cars passing by because a rickety supply truck chugged up behind them, with men packed in the back like cattle. The tension in the air was palpable, as if both groups knew the importance of this moment, each side sizing up the other.

Features & Highlights

  • The hardheaded Armstrong brothers are determined to rebuild their tornado-ravaged hometown in the Georgia mountains. They've got the means, they've got the manpower…what they need are women! So they place an ad in a northern newspaper and wait for the ladies to answer their call….
  • Porter, the youngest Armstrong, is all for importing women. Still, he's so blown away by the sheer numbers, he falls off the water tower. Luckily there's a doctor among the newcomers—sweet and sexy Dr. Nikki Salinger.And Porter has every intention of checking out her bedside manner….

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Love those Southern boys!

This was my first Stephanie Bond book, and I was quite pleased! I'm a fan of romantic comedy, and Bond provided both the romance and the comedy quite well.

Porter Armstrong and his brothers Marcus and Kendall have devoted their lives to rebuilding their hometown, Sweetness, Georgia, after a tornado flattened the town a decade ago. They're fighting the odds with not enough help, no proper town or facilities, and a time-limited grant.

But all the men in town are getting restless, and they think maybe women will help...both to distract them and to help them stay put instead of heading off to the nearest big city for female company, often never to return.

But when 100 women answer their ad and arrive in Sweetness to much more primitive conditions than they were expecting, the brothers have their work cut out for them. Except for Porter, who, in his excitement at seeing a caravan of women on the way to ease the tension in his town, takes a spill off the water tower and breaks his leg.

Luckily, one of the newly arrived women is Dr. Nikki Salinger, fresh from heartbreak and looking for a new start. But her plain looks and serious demeanor leave her not nearly as appealing to the men as her flighty, clothing and makeup obsessed counterparts. On top of that, all the men are used to being treated for their medical issues by Doc Riley, an older man who prefers mountain medicine to conventional. It doesn't take Nikki long before she realizes she's made a huge mistake coming to Sweetness.

But as one thing after another keeps Nikki in Sweetness -- and close to Porter -- things between them heat up. Their falling for each other seemed very natural and believable. There are, of course, many comedic moments, as they navigate their relationship. Nikki's desire to get as far from Sweetness as possible and Porter's determination to keep her there create great conflict.

There were several secondary characters in Baby Drive South who were fun, but I was disappointed that none of the other men in town were very present. Maybe that would have made the book too big. :) Also, I would have preferred a little more of the ending, as I felt as though Nikki's change of heart was a bit too abrupt. I'd have liked to read more of her thought process and how she was able to make the decision to stay with Porter.

All that said, I am looking forward to the next books in the series. I developed a fondness for Sweetness, Georgia, and the love and care that the Armstrong brothers were putting into rebuilding. Really liked this book a lot!
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This is a fun story with a great backstory.

"There's a caravan of women headed into town."

Sweetness, Georgia was ravaged by a tornado more than ten years ago. Because of the lack of industry in the area and the horrendous damage to practically everything, the town was abandoned.

Now, three brothers are back and want to rebuild the hometown they grew up in. With a grant from the government to rebuild the town under their "Green-Town" experiment program, the brothers hope to bring life back while building an industry that will support it. Great plan and the brothers have thought of everything but one. Women. With a lack of women, it's hard to keep a crew of men happy and enthusiastic about the project. Unfortunately, it's hard to raise an interest in a town with minimal conveniences. Thus begins a plan to recruit the fairer sex to Sweetness with an ad placed in a Northern newspaper. But what the brothers don't understand is that it takes a hell of a lot more than promises to keep a woman happy.

Baby brother, Porter Armstrong, is far from a baby. Having recently retired from the Army, he's more than capable of pulling his weight. Excited at the prospect of recruiting women to their town, he's all set to find a woman who is "reckless, ripe and ready for the picking." Instead he gets Dr. Nikki Salinger.

Nikki Salinger is sure she's made a terrible mistake. After being dumped by her fiancé, Nikki had hoped to make a clean break from her past. Except now that she's in Sweetness and seeing the type of women the men want to meet, it is more than obvious she's not the right person for the town. But one of the sexy Armstrong brothers keeps getting in her way of leaving. From the moment she met Porter, she knew she wasn't his type. Yet each time they're together, the sexual tension threatens to combust. As soon as she gets the fuel pump fixed on her van and the grant papers complete for the new clinic, she's on her way outa here. This is exactly what she wants. Except why is the thought of leaving no longer all that appealing?

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This is a fun story with a great backstory. I love the idea of rebuilding a town after a natural disaster and the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers theme that occurs in the need to recruit women to their town.

Porter Armstrong is fun and sexy and his easygoing personality had me ignoring the fact that he kept overlooking Nikki. The outlandish ideas he comes up with to keep her in town were inventive and I couldn't help but anticipate her reactions. I knew when the truth came out there would be a backlash, but when Stephanie Bond ended the story like it began, I cheered at the genius of the idea.

Stephanie Bond hooked me with the free prequel short story, Baby, I'm Yours, which tells the HEA story of Emory and Shelby and the day the tornado struck Sweetness. Now that I've read Baby, Drive South, I can't wait to read the other two books in the series. Not only for the other two brothers' HEAs but to glimpse the next stage of Porter and Nikki's life together.
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Baby, Drive South

The first word that came to mind as I was reading this book was delightful. So, ok, the "idea" that starts the series off might be a bit out there, but beyond that, this was simply a fun read. Three brothers are rebuilding their small hometown that was devastated by a tornado years earlier and abandoned by all the residents. The brothers, Marcus, Kendall and Porter Armstrong come together to help bring life back into Sweetness, Georgia. In an effort to bring more women to the town, the brothers put out an advertisement for women to come. Yes, I read this and thought...o...kay. But hey, we need the men and women to meet up somehow, so there ya go.

The women roll into town and we meet Nikki, she's described as an average looking woman (but of course she's anything but) and doctor. The brothers want her to stay in town at all cost, they need a physician and the woman tend to follow her lead, something that Nikki's pretty oblivious to, she doesn't understand why anyone would care what she thinks, but the women do and it's Porter's job to keep Nikki in Sweetness and happy.

My heart went out to Nikki on more than one occasion. I think it's fair to say she has very low self-esteem, she knows she's an excellent doctor, but she has no idea how to really be social. She has no family, one only close friend and left behind a cheating ex-fiancé. She's been pretty battered down by things life has thrown at her, but she's battled through and makes the best of it. Porter at one point thinks of her as a "lost little sheep" and I so wanted her to just be happy.

Porter is very fun loving, although early on he came off as a bit of an ass, making comments about meeting some of the fine looking women to Nikki, making it clear that Nikki was not considered part of that group (as if I needed more reasons to feel for her, Porter provided those).

Watching Porter come to his senses and realize that Nikki is beautiful and smart and was very much needed not only in the town but in his life, was enjoyable. The interaction between the brothers was fun and I'm curious about Kendall's story. He was very broody and angsty; I love that in hero and he'll be the lead in book 2.

I give the story 3 ½ stars, a very quick, fun read that left me satisfied with this story and looking forward to books 2 and 3 in the trilogy.
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Five Stars

Awesome, as always!!
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Real cute trilogy

Book was excellent - read them out of order but it was a real cute trilogy. Sorry to see it end!
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Great escape

I don't know about anyone else, but I read to escape reality and this book was just what I needed. I love Stephanie Bond's writing. Her prose flow becomes a deep pool of immersion and her characters embed themselves into my imagination with complex personalities and passionate stories. It's the quintessential book that you literally can't put down, which makes it immeasurable in how great it really is. I'm a fan!
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Southern Fried Men Yankee Women

It was cheesy, somewhat predictable, filled with unbelievable lines, a romance. I am not a follower of the romance gene. Even so I enjoyed this silly southern small town tale. I liked the characters, the town and the image projected. I might even get the second book in the series. It was a perfect 'read' in audio to exercise too.
There are three southern men/brothers trying to rebuild their town after a F5 tornado takes it all away. They have hired help, men, and only one older women. The men are getting bored and restless. So the brothers put and article in the paper calling for 100 women to come down and start a new life. What they get is not as easy as these men thought. These women are not the southern women they are used too.
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Meh.

This was a cute story, definitely a good way to waste a few hours. I really didn't like Porter at all though! I understand that he's "from the South" but that doesn't mean he needs to be quite so patronizing. Every time he said "little lady doc" I wanted to punch something and that's a problem, especially since it was said up to three times on some pages!
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Book Obsessed Reviews: Baby, Drive South

The Armstrong brothers are trying to rebuild their childhood hometown of Sweetness, GA. In an effort to speed things along, they have place an ad in the newspaper to recruit single women to the town with the promise of a fresh start.

Among these women is Dr. Nikki Salinger, who is what some may call a plain Jane. Nikki is trying to heal from a broken heart and is not at all interested in getting involved.

I enjoyed the storyline and the witty dialogue. The town of Sweetness seemed like a place one truly would want to be involved in the rebuilding of.

Nikki was a bit reserved but truly a good person who had taken a few bumps in life for not being the most beautiful. Where it was the total opposite for Porter. At times I didn't like him because of his comments and behavior toward Nikki. Every strike she had against her with him, involved her appearance. Because she wasn't among the most beautiful of the women that moved into town, Porter seemed to dismiss her.

The whole town of Sweetness and the additional Armstrong brothers great entertainment. I truly am invested in seeing how the town of Sweetness progresses.
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Excellent Start for a New Trilogy

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The Armstrong brothers have come home to tornado-ravished Sweetness, GA to rebuild the town for themselves and their mother. The construction is coming along nicely except for one thing--there are no women. The men have to travel some distance to enjoy the company of womenfolk and you just can't have a town without the fairer sex. Ms. Bond has given us a very entertaining read with the diverse characters and interesting events.

One brother, Kendall, has placed an ad in a Northern town for women who are willing to come South and help rebuild the town. A caravan of women have arrived in town and no one has thought of actually setting up a proper environment for them. Flying by the seat of their pants, the brothers have to build living accommodations and other facilities for the women. Trying to figure out how the brothers will keep the women from leaving will keep the reader turning the pages.

Parker Armstrong, is the Lothario of the brothers and has broken his leg trying to view the women from a tower as they entered into town. Fortunately, for him, a doctor is in the group along with some medical equipment which enabled her to treat him immediately. Parker is not at his best and makes the doctor, Nikki Salinger, feel unappreciated which gives her second thoughts about staying in town. She decides to leave the town as quickly as possible. The brothers know that if she leaves town, the rest of the women won't be too far behind. The brothers told Parker to get the doctor to stay and sign a contract for her services. As Parker work to get her to stay, he starts to have feelings for our good doctor and he challenges her throughout the book until he wins her heart. An ex-boyfriend of the doctor shows up and put more flies in the ointment.

This book is the first in Ms. Bond's new trilogy and I can't wait for the next installment. We can see a preview of what's to come since an ex-lover of one brother is a best friend of Dr. Nikki and she did not come to town with her. This is a very good start to the trilogy and I hope Ms. Bond keeps up with what she has begun in this very enjoyable read.